…so here’s a poem about that. It rhymes.
Goodbye to the pipes that have flooded downstairs
Goodbye to the toilet seat so loose that it scares
Goodbye to the floorboards so damp and so cruel
Goodbye to the bath panel that lives on the wall
Goodbye to the grouting that I gave up cleaning
Goodbye, I hope, to polyester tiles on the ceiling
Goodbye to the pump that pisses out water
Goodbye to the bath most narrow and shorter
Goodbye to the bathroom you were truly so shit
And when I’m in my new bathroom you will not be missed
All My Worst Work 